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Hello and WELCOME to my homepage on the World Wide Web!!! My name is Webmaster and this site is dedicated to one thing and one thing only: BEANS THAT ARE WET.

Dry beans? Not here. Canned beans? Get out. Here you will find only the finest freshly rinsed, soaked, splashed, and generally damp beans the information superhighway has to offer. ENJOY!!!

🏆 BEAN OF THE MONTH 🏆

The Kidney Bean takes this month's crown after a stunning performance in the colander. Judges praised its "deep crimson sheen" and "honestly an unreasonable number of droplets."

Moisture rating: 💧💧💧💧💧
Shine factor: ✨✨✨✨
Bean-ness: 🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘

🚧 REFRIED BEANS SECTION UNDER CONSTRUCTION 🚧

📸 THE WET BEAN GALLERY 📸

Click NOTHING. These are just here to look at. NEW!

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✨ FUN BEAN FACTS ✨

A bean is roughly 0% wet when dry and 100% wet when wet. Science!
Soaking beans overnight softens them. We recommend soaking them forever.
The coffee bean is not technically a bean. We have allowed it into the gallery on probation.
The jelly bean is not a bean either. We did not invite it. It came anyway.
Black-eyed peas are beans. Peas are not beans. Nobody on staff can explain this.
Every bean on this website was towelled off with love after its photo shoot.

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since 03/14/1997

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BeanFan99 - 11/02/1998
these beans are SO wet. 10/10 would look at again

xX_Lentil_Xx - 01/17/1999
where are the lentils. lentils deserve representation too

Grandma Doris - 06/30/1999
How do I print this out for the fridge

The Dry Bean Society - 12/31/1999
We find this website deeply offensive and will be filing a formal complaint after Y2K

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